How pickles became the go-to garnish for every dish known to man is a mystery. Some say it dates back to Roman times where pickles on food was a form of punishment. Others say it’s a conspiracy by the vegetable conglomerate to trick people into eating vegetables by making them come with every dish by default. No matter the reason, it’s far too aggressive to be a garnish for every dish. Everything they touch they contaminate and their days of ruining dishes will soon come to an end. You can help hasten the demise of the pickle as the go-to dish garnish by joining the Anti-Pickle Taskforce! This shirt lets restaurant proprietors and people who haven’t realized the evils of pickles know that their days are numbered.